True Blood S05 E03
Eric and Bill need to get on the road. It’s all like “DO YOU KNOW HOW DANGEROUS RUSSEL EDGINGTON IS!?! But, hey, let’s detain you longer and fuck you both.” But, yay for Pam and Eric and Bill backstory!
Tara, it’s going to be alright, once Pam unabandons you and teaches you how to be a proper vamp baby. You’ll still want to rip everyone’s throat out (completely understandable anger issues and all), but you’ll be able to keep yourself from doing it. For hunger reasons, at least. Can’t wait till someone tries to fuck with you and you’ll rip their arm off!
Rev. Newlin cracks me up. He and his little baby face.
This whole Jason story line is kind of annoying to me. There is no reason why you and Jessica can’t both be good friends and sleep together and with other people without having to own each other. It’s awesome, I promise you. I’m glad they’re going to talk and bond and I actually really hope they don’t sleep together that night. I just want them to be good to each other and have fun and not be jealous and possesive. More portrayals of healthy open relationships, pls!
I’ll kind of be disappointed with Alcide if he does end up sleeping with Sookie, now. As long as he keeps changing in and out of wolf form we’ll get to see plenty of him.
I lol’d when Sam was trying to not think of Tara’s hiding place. “Boobs, boobs, boobs! Don’t think of the walk-in!”
But, yeah, as a whole, slow episode.
